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Whats the definition of black foreplay? Don't scream or I'll kill you. What's long, black, and smelly? The unemployment line .How do you make a black nervous? Take him to a auction. Why do blacks smell so bad? So blind people can hate them to. What's the most confusing day in harlem? Father's day. What do you get when you cross an irishman with a black?A Lepracoon. Why did so many blacks get killed in the war? When the colonial yelled get down they started dancing. What do you call a black on a bike? Thief What do you call a black in a new caddie? A better thief. What did the black kid say as he down the zebra? Now you see me now you don't .How can you tell a black's been to your computer? It's not there. Why are black guys eyes red after sex? From the pepper spray. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 blacks? A quarterback. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10,000 blacks? A warden. What do you call a black with no arms? Trustworthy. What do you call a black preist? Holy shit. What's wrong with 5 black's driving a caddie over a cliff? The car holds 6. What's the difference between a black and a tire? Tire's don't sing when you put chain's on them. Why is Ray Charles smiling all the time? He dosn't know he's black. Why don't black babies play in sandboxes? Cat's keep covering the up .What do you call 4 blacks in a caddie? Grand theft auto. How do you save a drowning black? Take your foot off their neck. Why don't blacks drive convertibles? Because their lips would beat them to death. What's dumber than 50 Polacks building a bridge in the middle of the desert? 50 blacks with fishing poles waiting for them to finish. Did you hear about KU KLUX Kneivel? He tried to jump over 20 blacks with a steamroller. Whats brown and gushy between elephants toes? slow africans. What do you call ten blacks on a white guy? A fair fight .How do you solve the Puerto Rican problem? Tell blacks they taste like chicken. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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